Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Conjoined brother and sister Fakir and crystal gazer, Dr. Nabendu and his lovely sister Luna Fatima present the strangest, the most unique fortune telling act the world has ever seen! Call now to have your aura aligned, your chakras shocked and all the secrets of your past lives revealed! Simians are standing by! Available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs! Call now!
Escaping from the jungles of Central Park, Rondo worked the Atlantic coast boardwalks terrifying gawkers with his primal grunts and savage snarls. Later he shed his cheetah skin to become the top monocle salesman in Atlantic City.
Maxwell the Greasemonkey. (1946-??)
Chief Mechanic and Monkey Wrencher of Revolution Motors, Austin TX. Specializes in vintage Peugeots. You can visit Maxwell and get an estimate on auto care anytime at his shop on Capitol Court! (Rev Motors is not responsible for banana peels left in the floor boards...)
Monday, November 1, 2010
Awakened by the sweet scent of banana smoothie emanating from Jamba Juice, Puncture, the vampiric simian Lord has risen! Preferring the darkness, Puncture has discovered a new habitat suitable to his nocturnal needs –the late night movie theatre! He is a particular fan of Emily Hagins newest work, MY SUCKY TEEN ROMANCE and hopes to be a filmmaker himself someday…
When teen filmmaker Emily Hagins held a fundraiser for her new movie, My Sucky Teen Romance, Hank and Frank immediately stepped up to perform. Little did they know they were actually going up for adoption in something called a "silent auction"! Well, things couldn't have worked out better for the boys, because they are super happy in their fun new home -- in Colorado! Thanks so much to Carrie for sending these great pics!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
The ‘Mazing Mentalist Monks of Montgomery
Can you feel it? That shiver on the back of your neck? The spirits are drawing near… With the sorcery of their simian second sight, the amazing Profundo brothers will tell your past, present and future. Investment questions? Troubled romance? No tale is too tangled for these talented siblings when they are guided by those kindly souls on the other side!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Graduating from copying the Davenport’s transmutation routines, little Harry was renowned for his lock-picking and prison breaking ability. He is the last known owner of Ehrich Weiss’s regulation straight jacket, auctioned from Martinka and Co’s in 1939.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The “Simian Salamander”. Cursed with a rare form of ichthyosis, Aleister never achieved center-stage with his astounding magick act. His unusual appearance relegated him to the sideshow bally until he became the renowned hypnotist, Dr. Satanos with Zacherley on WPIX’s Chiller Theatre.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Big News! The monkeys are overjoyed! They've been invited to appear at Carnival Lune Bleue in Ottowa! You can read more about the show here:
They've packed their old kit bags, kissed Gibbontown farewell and have hit the road--they hope to see YOU there!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Worked as a paste-board preacher in tent revivals from Savannah to Lajitas with a faith healing rabbit and the best five-finger pat down crew in the Southwest. While it is true they bear more than a passing resemblance to one another, it is not proven that Dalton and second cousin Dewey have never appeared in the same place together.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Adam and Alice Rambles met at a tent revival outside of Dimebox, TX. After shearing the sheep on the Sunday School circuit, they settled down and sought honest work presenting themselves as “Cloud Pygmies” from Borneo with Ripley’s infamous Odditorium.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Sunday, November 4, 2007
“The Lady with the Manly Mane”. First female lion-tamer for the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus and only side show attraction to mentor Clyde Beatty. Following the death of her husband, Rocky the Ossified Man, Matilda retired to Athens Georgia to open the Lotta Locks Wig Shop: Hair Designs for the Hirsute Honey.